The Tune In My Head

Straight Outta CompUSA
Commodore 64

Commodore 64 — Straight Outta CompUSA

I’m the fucking mack daddy
Not a candy-ass Tandy
DJ perpetrators, they can’t even stand me
Gonna kill your crew with my CPU
My FPU means fuck-you-too
Goodbeats got the biggest damn cock
And a hundred thousand shares of Apple stock
I’m large and in charge like Paul Sorvino
Kick your ass back to Cupertino
Fuck 486’s when I get jungle fever
Get them all panting like golden retrievers
…It’s getting that time to plug-and-play
I fuck a 68K and then I blow her away

Nerd Rap. “The sixth most downloaded white Jewish rappers” was their hype, and DJ Goodbeats (performing on this song only) was a blueberry iMac G3.